Oct
1
2014

Reblogged from onlylolgifs :

hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.



from mean to cute

hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

from mean to cute

Oct
1
2014

Reblogged from sadisticpuppet :

sadisticpuppet:

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

Actually it’s very poetic and i think it has a sort of beauty in it. 

That’s been known to happen with humans, too… metaphorically, of course.

sadisticpuppet:

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

Actually it’s very poetic and i think it has a sort of beauty in it. 

That’s been known to happen with humans, too… metaphorically, of course.

(Source: malformalady)

Oct
1
2014

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Oct
1
2014

Reblogged from onlylolgifs :

Oct
1
2014

Reblogged from slittens :

Oct
1
2014

Reblogged from sadisticpuppet :

Oct
1
2014

Reblogged from onlylolgifs :

Oct
1
2014

Reblogged from sadisticpuppet :

gifsboom:

Ringo the Rescued Raccoon Play Wrestles with His Best Friend, Rock the Coon Dog ** video **

Oct
1
2014

Reblogged from sadisticpuppet :

velvetrunway:

Alexander McQueen | SS15 || posted by haute-vanity

velvetrunway:

Alexander McQueen | SS15 || posted by haute-vanity

Oct
1
2014

Reblogged from acidwash-and-lemonade :

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

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